Once a happy little chappy
Swimming gracefully in a river
but then the evil cabbages came
took him away from all thats holy
darkness invades his precious soul
screaming and kicking
dragged from the light
the cabbages have got him now
for ever will he rot
Hell awaits him now
eternal cabbage induced pain
another lost soul, damn cabbages
Garden gnomes looking so happy
cabbages came
shattered to pices
rotting gnomes
wastelands of the litle tykes
rotting eternally
cabbages...stay away from
never give in
always refuse the pain.....
Timmy awoke to a pleasant beam, of sunlight shining through a large hole in his wall. Timmy jumped out of bed but couldn't help feeling a little dizzy, so he decided to whip up some parsnip, walnut and eggplant subs. After a plaasantly delicious meal, Timmy slipped over a sea cucumber dillfully laying in this Kitchen.
When he awoke he thought he was dreaming. He wondered though a large room with midgets chasing each other with brooms, there was also about 500 people sycronsingly dancing to that annoying song that goes "video killed the radio star" and many goats were mounting eachother. A large male nurse was pouring milk over himself. Timm
Today is a time lost through out paces
Swimming with unbuttered delights
ontop of a whole grain sandwhich
tasteless melodies, free to wonder
i grab but cant reach, to which i can fall
unbuttered liver
what does it hold for me?
when will it cross the salty sea
and be, not only one time ago
it was frankly mild
smooth in texture
i'm talking about my boat, not your study desk
drowning elephants lost at sea
funny, yet sad
but really funny!!! like sea cows
oh liver of my thoughts, dont let it be none
in time it shall replenish
what was was gone.......
Another person has faved my Jesus met a sandwich poem thingo... http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/5393745/
Its got 6 faves and 41 comments and its completly useless
I'v also done masterpieces such as http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/5256892/
and its got no favs and hardly any comments.
You people make me sick.
Notice how people always have something oh so hilerious to say to the skin of choice in the profile part. They should just get rid of that question to prevent bad humour.... "the kind you put on your muscles" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: