Jesus met a sandwhich

Apon a sunny day, river bank way
Jesus stood there, sleeping gracefully
but along came a mexican, smelling of rum
"get out or stay out" spoke the mexican man
Jesus rose to his feet, hair waving in the wind
"never be I move, or shall death be yours", jeesus hissed
"oh that is it fool, prepare to be none" the mexican was confident
Jeeus bitchslapped the mexican witha fatal blow
"if you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen" shouted jeesus
But jeesus just remembered, he was just on peyote and all this could be a hallucination
Jeesus was righ, it wasn't a mexican, it was a sandwhich
hurray!!!!


KIDS, SAY NO TO DRUGS, DONT DO WHAT JEESUS DID!!